Sports Leisure News Bureau
The annual Open House celebration at the Sports Leisure offices was a huge success last weekend, despite a rather strange visitor who insisted on interrupting each of the ten sessions. A combined crowd of nearly 300 attended and were kind enough to bring along requested donations of toilet paper and Easter toys. Nearly 1,000 rolls of TP were donated to Loaves and Fishes and 133 toys, mostly Easter bunnies, were given to Officer Zach Hatch of the Rancho Cordova Police Department, for delivery to low-income children as Easter presents.
Sports Leisure staff was on hand to share a lively presentation lasting a little over an hour. Guests were treated to a continental breakfast or light lunch, depending on their arrival time. Sessions were limited to a maximum of 40 to allow a more personalized experience for travelers.
A quick update of previously announced tours was given, with Scott, Ramona, Kevin, Clayton, Patricia and Mark giving one minute snippets on selected trips. After a special interest feature presentation that varied from session to session, the schedule of short new summer and fall trips was unveiled. All the trips will be listed in the upcoming Sports Leisure newsletter, which will begin arriving in members’ mailboxes at the end of this week. Readers of this blog can access the new newsletter on line at www.sportsleisure.com, click on the new newsletter section in the middle of the home page.
As previously mentioned, the only obstacle to the otherwise perfect presentations was a visit from a character that insisted on referring to herself as “Honolulu Helen.” Decked out in a grass skirt, coconut shells and a variety of cheap and tacky leis, she barged (and that is the only nice way to say it) into the room each time the program reached The Real Hawaii tour, regaling the audience with the virtues of the Sports Leisure package. We were only able to snap this quick, blurry photo of “Helen” before she darted out the door, but eye-witnesses report that the blurriness is actually an improvement over reality.
Vice-President Clayton Whitehead, when asked to comment on the carnage…I mean visitor, could only shake his head and say, “Why, why did she have to come here. Ten times in three days. It’s just a tragedy. We should have hired security to prevent that type of thing”
Mr. Whitehead’s comments seemed to sum up the shocked reaction of others in attendance. Helen was last seen boarding a Super Shuttle van headed for the airport. Despite (Helped by?) her antics, the program was a success, with many of the new trips reporting heavy sales interest this past week.